Saturday, March 14, 2009

Any Connection?

Monday I turned 27
Today I bought a pair of shorts
The waist size of the shorts was 2-3 sizes bigger
Than what I normally buy

Could it be?
Could the thing I've joked about for years
Finally be?
Has my metabolism stopped?!?

I knew I shouldn't have eaten
That third helping of fries!

2 comments:

Unknown said...

Welcome to the real world bro:)

oh joy! said...

yes...welcome.

isn't being an adult AWESOME?
awesome, man.